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Post by Little Damn It Man on May 6, 2016 21:20:20 GMT
He’s terrible and I’ve hated every performance he’s ever given in what I’ve seen* of his work. It’s just objectively awful by every measurement of acting in the history of the craft. Even the way he walks is wrong. His hair is the wrong texture. And have you seen his clavicle? That’s not a Han Solo clavicle. Worst of all, reports say he smells like elderberries and he often uses his phone in the theatre.
He’s totally wrong for the role and they should have listened to MY casting suggestions instead. This is surely the end of Star Wars as we know it. Way to go Kathleen Kennedy! Destroy our childhoods, you heartless Hollywood executive and secret Trekkie!
This is worse than Greedo shooting first and every line of Jar Jar Binks combined. It is worse than the Hindenburg disaster. It is worse than smallpox. This planet is doomed!
#TRUMP2016
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* I cannot recall ever seeing a single performance of his.
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JillyMcBeam
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Favourite Superhero Whisky, Superman, Bourbon, Scotch, and Beer
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Post by JillyMcBeam on May 11, 2016 14:02:21 GMT
He’s terrible and I’ve hated every performance he’s ever given in what I’ve seen* of his work. It’s just objectively awful by every measurement of acting in the history of the craft. Even the way he walks is wrong. His hair is the wrong texture. And have you seen his clavicle? That’s not a Han Solo clavicle. Worst of all, reports say he smells like elderberries and he often uses his phone in the theatre. He’s totally wrong for the role and they should have listened to MY casting suggestions instead. This is surely the end of Star Wars as we know it. Way to go Kathleen Kennedy! Destroy our childhoods, you heartless Hollywood executive and secret Trekkie! This is worse than Greedo shooting first and every line of Jar Jar Binks combined. It is worse than the Hindenburg disaster. It is worse than smallpox. This planet is doomed! #TRUMP2016_____ * I cannot recall ever seeing a single performance of his. Thanks for giving me PTSD!
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