The ComicTards Lounge Part IV: A New Tard (13,413 views)
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Post by Blackjack on Jun 30, 2016 1:39:33 GMT
I was pretty confident about working there too, but I know a lot of girls that work up there and they know jack shit too. But, it didn't dawn upon me until after I turned in my application that they're all just cashiers, so they don't have to know anything. I applied for floor work, meaning I'd have to work with the Paul Bunyan looking guy that's up there 247. That guy is 8 feet tall, has the beard of a wise lumberjack, and I'm pretty sure can lift a truck on his best day.
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Post by Blackjack on Jun 30, 2016 1:41:56 GMT
What's even better is that I've made horrible first impressions with the floor workers and managers there. As it turns out, stopping in there once a week to flirt with the cashiers and buying the cheapest item they have in there isn't the best message you want to send to the staff. Asking somebody what days they work and having them respond with "Doesn't matter! 0_0" because they're afraid you're going to mess with them, and them watch as they explain your prank history with teachers to the store manager isn't a great jumping off point either.
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Post by Blackjack on Jun 30, 2016 1:42:24 GMT
So basically, I'm fucked. And with my luck, that'll be the place between the two jobs that's willing to hire me.
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JillyMcBeam
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Post by JillyMcBeam on Jun 30, 2016 1:48:10 GMT
This place won't get LESS dead... HEY HEY HEY Leave the decision making to the grownup around here. If we did that I would be running this place. |
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Post by Blackjack on Jun 30, 2016 1:57:40 GMT
HEY HEY HEY Leave the decision making to the grownup around here. If we did that I would be running this place. I honestly couldn't find a gif that represents my feelings about that notion. |
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Post by Blackjack on Jun 30, 2016 2:15:57 GMT
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JillyMcBeam
Elder
Airborne Fire Hazard
Pour me some of that good stuff!
I have made 9,540 posts
Right now I'm Offline
I joined January 2015
I've received 3,813 likes
My gender is Male
Favourite Superhero Whisky, Superman, Bourbon, Scotch, and Beer
Favourite Supervillain Magneto, anyone who dislikes alcohol
Favourite Robin Williams
Allegiance Whoever owns the bar.
Favourite Film(s) The Great Escape, X-Men: Days of Future's Past, Defiance, Shame
Least Favourite Films(s) Anything with Adam Sandler in it
Celebrity Crush(s) Anna Kendrick, Daisy Ridley, Michael Fassbender
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Post by JillyMcBeam on Jun 30, 2016 3:21:24 GMT
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JillyMcBeam
Elder
Airborne Fire Hazard
Pour me some of that good stuff!
I have made 9,540 posts
Right now I'm Offline
I joined January 2015
I've received 3,813 likes
My gender is Male
Favourite Superhero Whisky, Superman, Bourbon, Scotch, and Beer
Favourite Supervillain Magneto, anyone who dislikes alcohol
Favourite Robin Williams
Allegiance Whoever owns the bar.
Favourite Film(s) The Great Escape, X-Men: Days of Future's Past, Defiance, Shame
Least Favourite Films(s) Anything with Adam Sandler in it
Celebrity Crush(s) Anna Kendrick, Daisy Ridley, Michael Fassbender
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Post by JillyMcBeam on Jun 30, 2016 3:24:57 GMT
The problem with law enforcement here is that no one enforces the fucking law on police officers.
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JillyMcBeam
Elder
Airborne Fire Hazard
Pour me some of that good stuff!
I have made 9,540 posts
Right now I'm Offline
I joined January 2015
I've received 3,813 likes
My gender is Male
Favourite Superhero Whisky, Superman, Bourbon, Scotch, and Beer
Favourite Supervillain Magneto, anyone who dislikes alcohol
Favourite Robin Williams
Allegiance Whoever owns the bar.
Favourite Film(s) The Great Escape, X-Men: Days of Future's Past, Defiance, Shame
Least Favourite Films(s) Anything with Adam Sandler in it
Celebrity Crush(s) Anna Kendrick, Daisy Ridley, Michael Fassbender
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Post by JillyMcBeam on Jun 30, 2016 3:30:46 GMT
Look at this beautiful piece of art! #whitekidsarecool  |
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Post by JamesMan on Jun 30, 2016 6:02:58 GMT
Oh, new thread.
Hi.
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JillyMcBeam
Elder
Airborne Fire Hazard
Pour me some of that good stuff!
I have made 9,540 posts
Right now I'm Offline
I joined January 2015
I've received 3,813 likes
My gender is Male
Favourite Superhero Whisky, Superman, Bourbon, Scotch, and Beer
Favourite Supervillain Magneto, anyone who dislikes alcohol
Favourite Robin Williams
Allegiance Whoever owns the bar.
Favourite Film(s) The Great Escape, X-Men: Days of Future's Past, Defiance, Shame
Least Favourite Films(s) Anything with Adam Sandler in it
Celebrity Crush(s) Anna Kendrick, Daisy Ridley, Michael Fassbender
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Post by JillyMcBeam on Jun 30, 2016 13:32:03 GMT
A nine year old kid in New Jersey got the cops called on him because he said "Brownies" during a Brownie party at school. Now the parents are being investigated by child services. How retarded do you have to be?
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Post by Little Damn It Man on Jun 30, 2016 14:06:01 GMT
A nine year old kid in New Jersey got the cops called on him because he said "Brownies" during a Brownie party at school. Now the parents are being investigated by child services. How retarded do you have to be? Obviously you don't understand the context. a Brownie part is when you gather around and humiliate the local "brownies" aka black folk. I think everyone in that school needs to be investigated. |
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Post by Little Damn It Man on Jun 30, 2016 14:07:05 GMT
I firmly believe in love at first blowjob.
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Post by Blackjack on Jun 30, 2016 14:07:31 GMT
I'm sick.
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Post by Blackjack on Jun 30, 2016 14:08:41 GMT
GODMOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT! OF ALL THE WEEKS TO GET SICK, I GET SICK DURING THE WEEK FILLED WITH JOB RELATED STUFF AND GRAD PARTIES AND THE FOURTH OF JULY WEEKEND!
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